Two words

I recently read an article about "The 2 Simple Words That Will Set You Free". I immediately think that sounds fascinating, I could use a little more "freedom" and you all know how I just loves-me-some-words, so I had to check it out. Apparently, the sissy little ninny author of the article thought the "set you free" words were "I'm Sorry" Oh paaaaalease, I can think of a few more liberating words than "I'm sorry", I mean really how boring is that.

Now, maybe I'm just a little more "colorful" in the words that I choose or maybe the author was just a little to namby-pamby for my taste, regardless, here is my version of "two simple words" that can change your life (or at least your day) and possibly (though no guarantees here) improve you attitude..........

Shut up

Get Out

Dream on

You're fired

Piss Off

HA HA

Beer please

Boo Hoo

Bitch Please

Fat Chance

No way

Uhhhmmmm nooooooooo

I quit

Not likely

You suck

Hell no

Get bent

Another round

Will you look at that there are only 2 drinking references and I didn't even swear.... OK, so there's some "implied" swearing and some people might actually consider bitch swearing, but I am not one of those people.  What do you think of the new kinder, gentler, much more well rested Ronda?

XOXO