Rocks unturned, words unspoken....
Hello my lovelies,
I am thrilled to be wrapping up another week, well, sort of, it sounds like I am going to be working most of this weekend on a huge project that is scheduled, but not even close to ready, to go live next weekend. Oh joy!
It's been another lively week, but sadly this week I've been far more impressed with the Tata's than I have with the actual employees. I know that as roll-off dates get closer the motivation continues to diminish, but this week really has felt more like an adult day care center than an office. I am trying so desperately to remain positive and I am failing SO often at managing to do that, but I really am trying to hold my tongue. I thought I'd share with you a few things that I WANTED to say, but that I refrained from saying. Full disclosure, it hurt, bad.......
- So, if you decide to stop being a dumb bitch, what do you think you will do in your next career. (big smile)
- WOW, they met you and they actually hired you? (spoiler alert that was Ms. Shay)
- Wait, she's pregnant? I thought she was a lesbian (OK I did actually say that in my out loud voice, but not to the chick that is knocked-up) FWIW, I do realize that lesbians can get pregnant, I mostly was just surprised that ANYONE would actually sleep with that horrible troll. (shocking as it may seem, NOT Ms. Shay)
- That was a really lovely little mantrum (Totally made up word for a grown-ass man throwing a temper tantrum) now will you shut the fuck up and do the job that you are actually being paid to do!
- Problems? Bitch Please! You think you got problems? Buckle up, cuz we's bouts ta go for a ride......
- Yay, I see you got dressed all by yourself again. Maybe you should buy a mirror to hang in your hovel, so you can see how trampy you look before you leave the house.
- Do you realize just because there are 28 shades of eye-shadow in that new pallette you bought a Wal-Mart, they do NOT intend for you to wear ALL of them at the same time. (Full disclosure, also Ms. Shay)
I also learned a very valuable lessons that I am going to share with all of you. Just consider this a little public service announcement, Ronda-style...
When considering the topic of drinking in the morning (FWIW - I'm sooooo NOT opposed to this) the distinction of when you add alcohol makes all the difference. If you start with alcohol, rum, gin, vodka, whatever, then it is clearly a drink, BUT if you start with fruit and add alcohol, you know to thin it out, then it is a fruit smoothie and is TOTALLY breakfast worthy!
Mind Blown, right! You're Welcome!
Until next time.....
XOXO