Hair clubs, zombies and romance

Good morning my lovelies,

I know this isn't the normal "coffee" hour, but I just had a gem that was too precious not the share.   Enjoy!

My new ponytailed-podmate (also know as hair club for men) spent part of the morning regaling me with tales the new granola he just bought that says to add milk and microwave, yesterday he ate it dry, but today he decided to add milk and eat is cold.   Whoa, really living on the edge there hairball.   A few minutes later he started talking me about his desire to visit Disneyland after the Zombie Apocalypse as long as Disneyland has Twinkies......  apparently there is a Zombieland movie reference in there, but since a.) I don't really watch movies in general and b.) ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL this whole conversation was more than a little lost on me.  Now I realize I have a very good poker face (HA!) but I am pretty sure there was nothing (read ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) about the look on my face to indicate I was even remotely interested in this conversation, but still it persisted.  

Not more than 20-minutes after the zombie diatribe ended I hear him smelling something, yep that's right I really I HEARD HIM SMELLING SOMETHING!  (eeeeeewwwwwwww)  So I look up and he is smelling his backpack.  I WISH the saga ended there, but then he asked if "he could borrow my nose" to which I promptly (and NOT politely) responded "NO!"  

OMG, WTF, F*mylife

To recap I now sit less than three-feet away from a strange man with long fingernails (including one extra-long coke nail)  that types VERY loudly, wears his hair in a nappy-ass long ponytail, talks to me about breakfast cereal, zombies and Twinkies and wants me to smell random things.  I know you are all a little jealous (and yes NaNet I am considering buying some dragon figurines to round out this picture) and I will admit I did for almost a millisecond reconsider my position on that whole nursing career thing (OK not really, hair club for men is WAY better than washing some old man's junk.)   

Now, as long as he doesn't decide to share excerpts from his "Sci-Fi/Romance" book I think I will survive this.

Until next time.....

XOXO